This is where things get a bit funky. On this part of the website you can follow all my recent updates, stare at pictures or look back and see what I did on this day in 2011.
@GethincJones I played the back end of a donkey once. My mum told me I was excellent 👌🏻😂
@rachelburden @bbc5live Eat more mince pies 🥧
@rachelburden A small Chirstmas pudding requires nearly 2 hours of jogging 😳 Or we could all just get a life and wear soft-wasted trousers
@EvolvingCaveman That's just not true Jeff. There are stories I will laugh at (normally with good reason) but we a… https://t.co/Tpvn7qyMCx
She’s in Westminster this morning ✅ https://t.co/loIEP8cmZg
A new study says we need to run for 21 minutes to burn off a single mince pie! I have a serious treadmill shift to… https://t.co/pyTkZRzZEV
@RomfordPele1 Does your Christmas list have 'Retweet from Piers Morgan' at the top. Desperado 🤣
@EvolvingCaveman What on earth are you talking about? Which story? It's not even 630 and you're already angry. I hope you have a nice day.
@Badgerous1 I don’t know... it’s late. I should be in bed 😂😂😂
1. What about all the young English talent promoted by both Farke & Bielsa? 2. Last time I checked Pulis was Welsh… https://t.co/7H7U9YKoTx
What a mess #Brexit
@NazPremji @tannerman774 @marcwebber @lynseyhooper @TonyHusbandBBC Great to see you Premjinio
Question from the BBC football Christmas lunch quiz: can you name the 10 African countries from which a footballer… https://t.co/Ip82Bv3PBD
@CJXCII @officialbarnesy @BBCBreakfast Stop spreading lies. Goodbye.
@CJXCII @officialbarnesy @BBCBreakfast Ridiculous statement with ZERO evidence. Have never claimed that either on tv or off it 🙄