This is where things get a bit funky. On this part of the website you can follow all my recent updates, stare at pictures or look back and see what I did on this day in 2011.
@mariadecezar Brilliant! Congratulations
Wonderful news. Maria from Copacabana is pregnant! 👏🏻🙌🏻 I will never forget the hen party invasion 🏖#Rio… https://t.co/2Lpyu6Q19j
The 2019 version of Zidane’s head butt #WALvFRA https://t.co/VVcOeXF7IU
They should give @WillBayleytt and @jmanrara a little glitter ball for that performance tonight. Lovely to see how… https://t.co/gQDFKQhyVh
I’ll warn you now... once you see the @mikebreakfast beam-of-light hip-thrust it cannot be unseen 😂 Magnificent 👏🏻… https://t.co/yboXJmT2et
@ChrisHawkinsUK Toss up between You Raise Me Up, Bright Eyes & Amazing Grace
@ChrisMasonBBC All about the prawn big dog. You?
Feels a bit weird that everyone is shouting about politics on a Saturday. Is everyone ok? Saturdays are about foot… https://t.co/6Gr9iuFgdf
We are ready for you Michael https://t.co/z7agA1Dj1G
Gets better with every viewing 😂 https://t.co/8WoNaUkvnG
After 29 @premierleague games... Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has more points than Jurgen Kloop had after his first 29 🤔… https://t.co/wvpvUm5dXn
We’re on https://t.co/o057s0gzXT
Let’s do this https://t.co/sbIwDyrX5X
Longest Weekend Ever https://t.co/GtsqaRRaSJ