This is where things get a bit funky. On this part of the website you can follow all my recent updates, stare at pictures or look back and see what I did on this day in 2011.
My word Jason. Looks like a bloodbath! Did you spread the butter with a teddy bear? Banned from #EggClub for 7 mont… https://t.co/lkzuY0EiGi
Probably wise Gareth 😬❌❌❌ #EggClub https://t.co/yYjdTbNnTz
@rachelburden @BBCBreakfast @BBCBenThompson @JohnWatsonSport Enormous humans
Put the wine gums down and go to bed Piers🍷🤣🤪 https://t.co/n8KMPNyo1z
C: Do they do that shirt in your size? 😳 https://t.co/V3wFYlVZI8
A: I know what they really think of you B: They don’t belong to anyone 😂 https://t.co/QriS6Pamjv
@rhysjamesy @Steph_Toman @Borthwick16 I did have a slice of cheddar on my return home but I’m not sure it was up to scratch #QuinceJelly
@Borthwick16 @daveyfenwick @Steph_Toman @rhysjamesy Do you get Arctic roll at Sunderland?
@Steph_Toman @Borthwick16 @rhysjamesy The Arctic roll was intense 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Well done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The fella with no dancing experience wins the shiny ball. We all love a story #StrictlyFinal https://t.co/6DGLZAKQXY
@MarieMurray9 The KP pop was tongue in cheek Marie. He remains an amazing batsman. Swann was injured and told to go… https://t.co/DOX9begtlc
The Walker kids have voted for @alexandramusic & Gorka, Mrs W thinks it’s Debbie’s glitter-ball & i’d like… https://t.co/gXrbo7N1po
@lammie199 @ManCity @laurawolfe Great to see you & Jackson too
@iGolfStudio @benmasongolf I love Ben